We monitored every thought examined every move
teleported to your planet undetectable replicas of our being
They pinpointed the weapons stockpiled on orbiting satellites
and atomized them
It may concern you to know that the precision-guided
munitions and torpedoes aboard every submarine
and battleship in your oceans
have also been neutralized like the Swiss Navy
You weren’t able to experience the phenomenon
No one on Earth did
It might also enlighten your life forms to learn that we
disintegrated every nuclear warhead you tried to conceal
in subterranean silos every armed forces tank surface-
to-air missile the stealthiest seek-and-destroy vehicles
your leaders and scientists could devise
were obliterated simultaneously
We accomplished these objectives in less than a femtosecond
Your quantum physicists have yet to discover
the imperceptible laser employed
Don’t bother to search for the weapons they have been
reduced to the nothingness of their source
along with all the factories that produced toxic material
We hope you aren’t mortally offended
It was failsafe
We regret any inconvenience
and apologize if any boundaries were violated
Please don’t be alarmed if we find it necessary
to transmit you to our planet with telepathy
It would be painless
